Losers Only™ Unisex Hoodie
For the ones who refuse to fit in, this hoodie is a reminder that being a loser is a badge of honor. Featuring a pink teddy bear on the front — because even outcasts deserve a little sweetness — and LOSER in bold, unapologetic letters on the back. This isn’t just a hoodie, it’s a statement. For the ones who aren't here to please anyone but themselves.
Throw it on when you’re ready to confront the cold world with a shrug and a middle finger. Whether you're haunting your local dive bar, sinking into the couch, or just wandering aimlessly through the chaos, this hoodie’s got you. It's comfortable, it's loud, and it doesn’t care if you like it or not.
For the misfits, the rebels, the outsiders — this is your uniform.
Product Features:
Kangaroo Pouch Pocket – Hide your secrets, stash your smokes, or just keep your hands warm in the coldest of apathy.
Adjustable Drawstring Hood – So you can pull it tight and disappear into your own darkness.
50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Because durability is key when you’ve got no time for weak shit.
Classic Fit with Tear-Away Label – No one’s got time for uncomfortable tags.
Ethically Produced, Environmentally Friendly – We’re not here to destroy the planet, just destroy the expectations.
Care Instructions:
Tumble dry: Medium
Iron, steam, or dry: Low heat (But who irons when you’re too busy being real?)
Don’t dry clean. This hoodie doesn’t need a suit.
Machine wash: Cold (Max 30C or 90F). Keep it low, keep it raw.
Non-chlorine bleach as needed (Because you’re not just any loser, you’re a smart loser).
Wear it if you get it. Wear it if you don’t. Losers Only™—because the rest of the world can keep pretending.
 
 
GPSR information: Losers Only TM, losersonlyteam@gmail.com, 101 Old Ferry Rd unit 35A, Shalimar, FL, 32579, US
Product information: Gildan, 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
GPSR information: Losers Only TM, losersonlyteam@gmail.com, 101 Old Ferry Rd unit 35A, Shalimar, FL, 32579, US
Product information: Gildan, 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean